Ok, so most of you who read this blog know that both of us writers are white as can be. Well let me tell you a little story about us pale people:

For the past 14 hours, I've had a lot of boring things to do. 6 hours straight of school and then 8 hours of work. That really sucked (even though I'm pretty sure the few of you actually reading this don't give a f@c!<). Well after work, me and a coworker decided to go to a depanneur, buy a decent amount of cheap beer and chug it down before the damn bus arrived. Well, it turns out that after having drank a little, us white people are really into loud rap. (Maybe it's just for me, but I'm pretty sure this is quite widespread). Noticing this particular phenomenon, I decided to pass on a few of the songs I was playing insanely loud through my tiny iPod earphones on the bus (and yes, I pissed off a couple of old people). Hope you enjoy these sober as much as I'm enjoying them now.

Starry Eyed (Rap Remix) - Ellie Goulding

That Tree - Snoop Dogg (ft. KiD CuDi) (Star Guitar Remix)

A Juicy Intro - The XX vs Notorious B.I.G. (Ha! Yes Mash-Up)

Twerkshop - I Can Go Thug (Rusko Vs. Ludacris)

Time to go pass out!

Yeah eh? What the hell is up “wif the fawking blueberries mang”? Well my friend created light (again) in my life, by making me discover Bleuet (blueberry in French). Gaultier Paré, also known as Bleuet, is a Montreal DJ/Producer that has a lot of potential.

His tunes involve a couple different styles, from dirty electro, to a kind dubstep-ish sound, mixed with rap and glitchy effects (sometimes he even adds a tribal feel to it!). The way his songs are built is really fun, because they aren’t near a style you hear everywhere, but it doesn’t sound like some car exploding with gnomes dancing around (like some other DJs that ATTEMPT to be special... but fail at being good AND special). Sounds more like a rainbow of colours with me smoking a blunt (purple) in front of it (YEAH, SON!). By the way, that sounds good. Just saying. Here are a couple tracks from him. The rest is up on Soundcloud.

50 Cents - Get Up (Bleuet & Waye Remix)
Sup son: Get up.

Bleuet - Breaker (Original Mix) [Very Fawking Hawt]
Dirty Electro.

Omnikrom - Comme à la Télévision (Bleuet Remix Vocal)
Hello there.

Bleuet – Boomstick
Face it, baby you're dynamite.

The Outhere Brothers - Enjoy! (Bleuet Remix) [Very Fawking Hawt]
Pretty damn tight.

Snoop Dog - Snoop Dogg Millionaire (Bleuet "Blueberry Got Primed" Bootleg)
Teh Dubstep-ish track.

They almost all deserve a [Very Fawking Hawt]... Oh well.